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TSM Sucks
02:22
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Tsm is really gay
thier a stupud band at my school
matt is in it
and hes a big guy
he is a big homo with liberty spikes
I hate his band it really sucks
brandons the only cool member i dont even know why hes in it
Their completely lame they have no talent and thier songs suck
not like us we just record what ever sounds cool
were punk thier not
hes a big fat idiot
tsm sucks
tsm can suck my dick
tsm their a bunch of hypocrites
they only play at Java jazz
its a place built and made by fags
I hate java jazz and tsm
I hate all of them the people of that organization
their all stupid faggots and they cannot realize their gay and their not even close to punk.
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Mexican Slave
01:34
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Wish I had a Mexican slave who could help me in oh so many ways
If i had one here today he would do a lot of work and get a 1 dollar pay
wish I had a Mexican Slave it wont be hard to find because their all stupid
and then i could walk up on him while he was poopin
and that would be cool
mexicans go to my school
taco bean burrito chili cheese fritos hot cheetos toquito mommasito yo quero taco bell
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Tommy Is A Homo
02:10
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tommy is a homo yes he is
at night time hes a homo
in the morning hes a homo
in the mid day hes a homo yes he is
toms a little bitch he wants a man
so he can
jack him off with his left hand
cause tommys a homo
and his penis wont grow
it just stays the same size
so he sits in his room and he cries and he says
"im a homo and it hurts"
and when his penis squirts
its just piss and it sound like this
PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS
tommys pissing all over himself
pissing on the walls of his room
because tommy is a homo
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Josh Polotco
02:58
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Met him one Sunday morning smoking crack in church
tattoo of PUNX on his hands and cum stains on his shirt
his name was Josh Polotco he was a rich kid poser punk
spends his days and nights getting piss faced drunk
josh was an idiot josh was dumb
and to this day hes probably a bum
living in a laundromat
having to suck dick for crack
and if you gave him just one chance
hed probably piss all over his pants
because the drugs took away his voluntary muscle control
High school was a difficult time for this poor stupid lad
the black and the Mexicans beat his ass because HEY MAN YOU LOOK LIKE A FAG
he never passed his freshman year he dropped out the first six weeks
a few weeks later he was busted for selling mescaline and speed
Josh had to trick himself just for drug money but all he got was food stamps
and even pubic lice and crabs
then one foggy xmas eve he sold his presents for speed
mom found out she got pissed
josh went to slit his wrist
but then he thought I KNOW WHAT ILL DO ILL BITE A CHUNK OUT OF MOMS BOOB
mom freaked out dialed 911
cops told josh YOUR COMING WITH US SON
he went away for a long time
but hes expected to be just fine
now hes probably rotting in jail
no one will pay up his bail
so he'll be brutally ruthlessly rectically hectically undeniably certifiably raped
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Kelly Is A Whore
03:24
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My boyfriend is 25
my legs are open wide
he stuck it deep inside of me
I let out a yell
he promised not to tell
and my name is Kelly
And Im a whore
this room is getting smelly
so fuck me some more
and if you want it than you need to call
555 4444
that is the number for this
young young young whore whore whore
because kelly is a whore
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Im telling you about Richard today
and im gonna tell you about how hes gay
he is going to the doctor today
doctors gonna tell him that he has AIDS
met some boys thought he was fine
went outside and they did it in a line
a real big line
last chance with richards ass
one more time and do it really fast
I see your asshole caving in
and im tired of your sex again
we see richard walking around
when he sees guys his pants go down
then he drops to his knees
and he asks CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK PLEASE
oh my my oh thats gay
what a fucking fag he should just go away
Oh my my oh thats gay
james' sister Vicki does him in the booty
last chance with richards ass
one more time and do it really fast
I see your asshole caving in
and im tired of your sex again
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